Realize Global Ownership
It has come to our attention that global ownership by us is a huge meme. We are faced with a decision to accept the memes or deny them.
Accept the memes and allow Tuvan rule!
Nah, that'd be boring.
Steal Land from Russia
Our nation is quite tiny, so if we just send in troops to another state in Russia, we could gain influence.
Steal Gorno-Altaysk.
Steal Irkutsk.
Tannu Tuva Puppets the Soviet Union
The tables have turned in the Comintern, as the tiny nation previously unrecognized by the world has turned in its master and puppeted them!
Soviet what?